I've just arranged for us to hire a flaming torch from Hell.
I mean it.
As part of our church's Easter Festival Weekend, we're doing a demo about different generations passing on the torch of vision to one another. So we looked into hiring a theatrical flaming torch (all health and safety ok and all that). The company we found to supply one is called Howard Eaton Lighting Limited - or H.E.L.L.
(If you don't believe me, check out the link here.)
Nice chap, Howard. I spoke to him this afternoon to arrange the hire. He didn't sound at all diabolic.
But I can't wait to tell people tonight that we're hiring a flaming torch from Hell for our Easter festival.