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How about 'Kind wins World Indoor Microphone Shotput competition'The worlds first indoor microphone shotput competition took place at the JA Youth event. However lesson's in crowd control may have to be learned to avoid further injury to spectators in the future. An offical distance wasn't recorded due to the microphone landing on James Discover's head (picture bottom right). One of the spectators was quoted as saying "with a virtue name like that one would have thought he would have seen it coming".'DD'
James,As I'm currently the entry entrant in the competition, does this mean I win the best and worst prize?All, I'm offically throwing down the Gauntlet (not the microphone).'DD'
no no mines better"hey everyone smell my pits!" it fits him...
Just then Chris knew it was the time... "Come, my people," he said, "we shall all ascend together..." And at that moment, the wind stirred, objects begin to lift from the ground and spin in the air, and a cardboard window appeared in the roof of the marquee...
"Kind" realises too late that his Hitler joke didn't go down too well at the Kosher convention.
'If I stretch hard enough and high enough you reckon I can open that carboard window?'; ) The TJ
He he: keep 'em coming folks and and a day or two I'll declare a winner. (I wonder if 'Kind' himself has checked this out yet - I did text him about it...)
" Anonymous said... no no mines better "hey everyone smell my pits!" it fits him... "Whoever anonymous is? That wasn't very charitable. As you clearly know and have met Chris, you may wish to respect him enough to say it to him in person, rather than broadcast it openly on a blog hiding behind anonimity.'DarrenDeliberate'
just for the record, i didn't read the arm pitts comment as too harsh...'kind' says exactly that sort of thing about himself, very loudly, in a room full of people....i actually thought it was quite apt!
The Hitler one wins it hands-down! It's the only one that made me laugh out loud (I'm still giggling now). But who's was it, I wonder..?:-)Sup
Come on Stu, think about it - who combines a razor sharp sense of humour with an in-depth knowledge of Hitler (clue: he also makes wonderful curries...)
Sup,The word Kosher is also a clue, it's food related so it has to be Adrian, LOL'DarrenDeliberate'
yeah - the hitler joke wins by me too...lol!
I am pleased to announce that the formal winner of the caption competition is our very own Mr Adrian Statham-Leigh. His prize is some yoghurts (Adrian, could you sort?...)
Thank you for announcing me the winner, I wish to thank my parents, my friends, my pets, my manager, my agent, the people I have walked past in the street, to those that have supported me to such heights as these - you know who you are.Adrian
wow look at him go!Just though I should say that...Faith
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